2:03PM, Jan 05, 2009
The first weekend has passed and we reckon this series of Celebrity Big Brother is a bit of slow burner - so far, the celebs are being a wee bit too nice to each other.
We need some action, quick!
So far we're loving Coolio, and was it us or is he getting flirty with Ulrika Jonsson? Don't go there dude.
We're also wondering if Tina Malone will turn into a human ash tray; and how creepy is La Toya Jackson? Her whispy voice gives us the shivers.
Meanwhile, we found it almost painful to watch Verne Troyer as he stumbled around the house, and Michelle Heaton and Mutya Buena are boring us to tears.
Lucy Ups Her Game
Apparently the girls are feeling the pressure as Page 3 babe Lucy Pinder has upped the glamour stakes. Ulrika remarked: "Lucy's the pretty young model, the eye candy for the house. She's the one the guys will all be looking at." The model's 32G err... 'charms' have clearly not gone unnoticed.
Ben Adams said: "Lucy's very attractive, the best looker in here." She's also been called into the Diary Room more times than anybody else, with bosses calling her in for any excuse. How can Michelle and her fake tan compete?
But it turns out La Toya is determined to maintain her high standards. According to reports, she's demanded not to be shown without her makeup. A source told the Daily Mirror: "La Toya is clearly very conscious of her appearance but producers coudn't accommodate the request as it was a bit unfair to the other contestants."
Ulrika To Go?
Terry Christian has been made the first celebrity Head Of House but the Manc has been struggling to lord it over the other celebs saying: "We all have big egos and low self-esteem. That's why we're in the business."
Having said that he did nominate Ulrika based on the fact that she had the biggest ego. She's not massively popular with the public so it won't really be a surprise to see her leave the house, but we're sure no tears will be shed. Ulrika's reportedly the highest paid housemate and could end up taking home a whopping £175,000 for her three day stint. Nice work if you can get it.
Rumour has it that the first eviction will take place on Friday. But who will Ulrika be up against?
Michelle Needs Help. Just A Little.
Tonight's show will see the housemates showcasing the talent that made them famous, with the hope of winning two tokens. The housemate that Terry thinks has the least talent will be the one he secretly nominates today.
Michelle's already panicking as she revealed that she only sang one line of Liberty X's biggest hit Just A Little. She told Ulrika: "I didn't sing any lyrics. I whispered at the end. I wasn't good enough to cut it."
Oh dear.
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