12:44PM, Jan 06, 2009
With two of its biggest 'stars' up for eviction, and ratings already on the slide, is Celebrity Big Brother in a bit of bother?
Head of house Terry Christian has nominated Ulrika Jonsson (arch villain) for having the biggest ego and Lucy Pinder (tabloid honey) for having the least talent in the house.
Tonight we'll see him choose another housemate - the celeb with the least integrity. Hmmm, can he vote for Ulrika twice?
All three people will face the public vote this week, but CBB bosses are panicking that if the public chose Lucy or Ulrika, it will leave them with an even more boring show, and viewers will scarper.
The Daily Star are branding the Ulrika and Lucy eviction as a battle between Beauty and the Bitch, claiming that viewers have been wowed by Lucy's 32G cleavage and bored by Ulrika's moaning. Terry chose the pair for eviction saying that although lad's mag fave Lucy was a very nice girl he'd never heard of her, adding: "I've never seen her in a bikini, or with her waps out." He felt that with Ulrika: "Everything seems to get on her nerves."
There's no doubt that Lucy got the short straw in the talent task, when she had to do a two minute speech in her pants. She bleated on and on, and you could see the housemates eyes glaze over. Ulrika has been put squarely into the naughty corner by the press, and her own references to her personal life have more than a touch of 'I know I screwed up' about them.
Either way unless Lucy gets her boobs out or Ulrika talks a bit more about the juicy parts of her life, they both better have their bags packed.
Tina Mouths Off.
The Gobster, Tina Malone, has been getting in a flap over rapper Coolio. To be fair he did talk for 37 minutes about himself to the other housemates, but it seems that Tina's annoyed that nobody else is getting a look in. i.e her.
The Shameless actress was the butt of a joke when dressed as Shakespeare's Juliet, Michelle Heaton commented that she looked Princess Fiona from Shrek. Coolio took that to mean she looked like a troll and cracked up laughing. Poor Michelle ended up in tears over the innocent comment and Tina brushed it off saying: It's just boys being nasty."
Live Show Twist
Tonight there's a special live show where housemates will find out that Terry has been secretly nominating them.
Now we can watch the sparks fly - hurray!
Word on the street is that Big Brother has an extra twist up its sleeve and the housemates will have to make a difficult decision..live on air.
There's rumours that all three nominees might be saved and everyone else will be up for eviction, or CBB bosses might make the housemates choose one person to be saved.
Ooh we wait with baited breath.
Find out what's happened on Celebrity Big Brother so far, and when Celebrity Big Brother is showing on TV.
