9:03AM, Dec 04, 2008
Simon Webbe's been kicked out the jungle after two weeks.
But the Blue singer says he didn't even expect to last that long.
He told Ant and Dec: "I didn't think I would last this long. It was just nice to actually be a part of it."
He went on to say: "I didn't think that I'd snap as much as I did. I am usually a cool character."
Who's his money on to win? Si reckons he'd like Martina or Joe to walk away with the title.
See Simon's best bits here.
David mocks Nicola for cosmetic enhancement. Err, pot/kettle David?
It looks like Nicola was right, David really is a snake in the grass.
Although the poisonous peroxided one was all over Nicola, literally, on her last days in camp, he lost no time moaning about her as soon as she was gone.
He minced into the Bush Telegraph wearing a tea towel on his head and two toilet rolls under his man vest and lisped: “Hello I’m back, I’m the new eye candy on the show. That David Van Day I hate him, he’s horrible, look at me, vote for me, it shouldn’t have been me, it should have been him… What’s going on out there, why have you got rid of me? It should have been that David Van Day, look at these (pushes out his chest), cor he ain’t got a pair like that.”
But just as he was leaving the Bush Telegraph he noticed that Martina was heading his way so quickly removed the tea towel and toilet rolls. What a man.
Martina Gets In A Spin
Martina thrust herself forward for this bush tucker trial – Wash and Cry.
The tennis star had to search for stars in washing tubs full of items of clothing from previous contestants. And grossness. Lots and lots of grossness.
Rifling through the fish-gut slimed garments Martina was only able to pull out two stars before the final whistle blew, leaving her gutted.
A downcast Martina returning to camp where the other celebs consoled her. But with words rather hugs because boy did she stink! When Martina headed off to the creek to clean up, David lost no time criticising the sports star, whining: “I thought she would have done better than that, thought she was our jungle Jane. Two stars; should have sent me.”
Whole Lotta Love
There was a whole lot of love in evidence in the camp when the stars received messages from home.
George was sent a lovely recorded message from his husband, Brad, who said: “I am a few hundred yards from where you are sitting…if I just shouted you name George… you’d probably hear me right now…When you come out I’m going to be there to give you a big hug."
All the camp mates offered words of support after his message, "You’ve got a handsome husband" said Joe. "He’s cute" agreed Martina, "He’s still got most of his hair."
Turns out Brad isn’t the only one in love with George. Joe’s been shouting his love for the charming Trekker too.
Joe said: “You look at relationships in the jungle like Cerys and Marc Bannerman and Katie and Peter Andre and I always wondered if you really could fall in love that quick in the jungle, is it possible? And it is. I’m 100% convinced because I love George. I’ve grown to love the man. Since I’ve been in the jungle, it does funny things to people, in my twisted mind, and I love George.”
The feeling is mutual. George said: “From the moment I got here, Joe stood out, he’s so endearing and so alive, completely animated all the time. I love Joe.”
Aw, you boys, we love you too!
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