1:06PM, Nov 17, 2008
I'm A Celebrity..Get Me Out Of Here already has us gripped.
Ant 'n' Dec are their usual acerbic selves and there have already been some classic lines - including Dec saying: "Have we got a line-up for you" to which Ant replied: "Have we?"
It's got to be said; it's a totally random bag of people this year. For example: Martina Navratilova. Why? Why? Why? And Nicola McLean. Who? Who? Who?
Nice to Meet You to Meet You Nice
What's so telling about the status rank is when the celebs meet each other for the first time. Kilroy immediately dented Simon Webbe's ego when he thought he was in EastEnders. Oh dear.
The look on Martina's face when she met Joe Swash was a perfect picture of bafflement. And it was hilarious to hear her trying to work out who was older - Esther Rantzen or George Takei.
Poor WAG Carly wasn't lucky enough to be mistaken for a soap actress, and introduced herself as the 'fiancé of Joe Cole', muttering she was Personal Trainer a moment later.
Girl Bonding
Forget reports that the Wags are at war, the first sign of girls sticking together was witnessed in the Chest 'n' Challenges task between Joe Swash and Simon Webbe.
The lad's screams could be likened to their adoring fans as they delved their hands into the unknown (well rats, eels and scorpions) for a task which would decide whose team would live in the best camp. Joe admitted: "Even the klaxon scares me".
The pair grabbed each other in fear and at one point it look like Si had broken a nail. Dangerous. Luckily for Joe, Si's woe was his gain and the ex-Eastender won the day. The red team are now living it large in a camp with beds, whilst the yellow team slum it on the ground.
Unsurprisingly, Joe has been nominated by the public for the Bushtucker Trial entitled I Scream Van.
Robert's Not So Silky
We're not feeling Kilroy in the slightest and he's certainly not going to win over any female fans (did he ever have any?) with his sexist comments.
He told the Bush Telegraph: "There's obviously going to be problems with the women."
Robert is in the yellow team and has Esther Rantzen, Nicola McLean and Carly Zucker to contend with - and heaven forbid any of them have opinions. Referring to Nic and Carly he said: "I think they are quite feisty."
The politician has already had a couple of run-ins with Carly calling her a 'control-freak' and told her: "You're gonna be a nightmare."
We reckon there are a couple of other rats that Carly should be worried about.
Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
Carly has been honest about her neighbours. She hates them. Especially those with more than two legs.
Glamour babe Nicola McLean has even kindly offered to sleep with Carly just for safety. But Nic's already said she's up for some girly action, so we're not convinced about her motivation.
As Carls buried herself deep in her sleeping bag wearing a hood, we couldn't help but chuckle as a massive spider crawled across her head.
Sleep tight.
Takei It Easy George
Who didn't cover their eyes as they saw George tumble down a hill whilst he went to find their camp?
The Star Trekker was saved by a tree which stopped him falling further. Unfortunately that tree was parked between his crotch.
Ouch!
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