12:14AM, Nov 27, 2008
Silksy is out, expelled, on his way home, he’d pre-empted his depature and packed all his clobber in advance.
But at his first whiff of freedom he had one burning question for Ant & Dec...
Having hugged all the lovers and the haters before heading Out of There! “Did Liverpool win?” were literally his first words to Ant & Dec, we kid you not. His wife will be chuffed.
His look back at his time incarcerated threw up some surprisingly strong allies in Dani and Joe, but the tensions between him, Timmy and David were no secret.
And who would the silver haired wannabe fox like to see win, well Martina actually.
Check out Robert's best bits here.
Joe And Esther's Pillow Talk
Camp's odd couple have been talking dirty again. Luckily for all of us the bedroom confessions are entirely innocent - though we seem to be finding out far more about Joe than we'd ever dreamed.
In case you missed it - he lost 'it' at 15 with an older woman, didn't like 'it', but he soon got back on the 'horse' (we don't mean that literally).
But the chat turned all soppy when Esther asked him about his best sexual experience. Joe told her: "At the moment I'm with someone I really love. I know I love her because it's a totally different ball game. She's a lovely, beautiful girl and I think what is it she sees in me, why is she with me?"
Awww.
Meanwhile, it looks like the EastEnders crew are taking this competition seriously. Kara Tointon, who plays Joe's on-screen sister Dawn Swann, appears to have set up a the Facebook group to support Joe, and her sister Hannah (Hollyoaks' Katie Fox) has even been defending him online.
Hannah posted: "He's not making out with Esther, they're just friendly kisses! And the same with George. Joe has a girlfriend, so he won't be getting with anyone... or turning gay!! lol"
Well, Hannah might be sure, but we're not. Joe's been busy snogging half the camp of late. But speaking of Esther...
Esther's A Tough Cookie
You wouldn't catch us willingly settling in for the night in an underground coffin complete with roaches, but Esther proved that she's one tough cookie in Day 10's Bush Battle.
The 68-year-old beat Martina, Nicola and Brian to win immunity from the public vote. Admittedly, the reciting of Cinderella to her creepy crawly bedmates was a bit strange, but we're decidedly impressed.
Nicola Tires Of Timmy
Timmy might've made a success of the Ducks For Dinner challenge, but the extra grub didn't improve his standing in Nicola's opinion, who likened him to a 10-year-old with attention deficit disorder.
"He's so false, there is no way that a grown man can act like that, he got a star but I'd sooner be 1-0 down than listen to that stupid cackle, so another meal but another annoyance.
"I'd hate to see that man with sugar inside him. Timmy is such an actor it's no wonder he's not been on TV for that many years!"
She's a lovely girl that Nicola.
Camp Gets Cosy
The prospect of a final night together as a 12 has got the camper's convinced that they actually like each other.
Emotions were running high as Robert admitted "I love Martina," Brian told Simon that the world "needs more role models like you," and Nicola broke down telling Robert he's "been like a father figure" to her.
George, meanwhile, thanked the group for "this rich, absolutely unforgettable life experience."
Pass. The. Bucket.
Even David joined in, but later confessed his true feelings. It seems various wedding invites have been handed out around the jungle, but none have been posted through the Vain Day letterbox. Listening him bang on about it - first to the Bush Telegraph, then to Timmy, and later to himself - was nothing short of giggle worthy:
"Vote for me. More twists and turns than cough candy. Just the tip of the iceberg. Mischievous in the jungle. David Van Day. Yeah! Goodbye, goodbye fair folks. Toodle-oo, see you round. Not at any weddings, of course."
Ever heard of the saying: 'You reap what you sow' Dave? Umm, karma? Erm, how about: 'A blessing in disguise'?
Find out what happened on I'm A Celebrity... Day 9, Day 8, over the weekend, and last week.
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